#1 The Binder Nage Chronicles.

Ravenus knew there was something amiss the moment he woke up without the faint smell of excreta in his nostrils from the first wave of slum dwellers defecating on the tracks.The morning light was like a thin veil of mist and looking out of his bedroom window he could faintly make out what appeared to be clothes hung out to dry on a endless clothesline at the farside of the tracks.Ravenus tried to make sense of this but decided to take a dump instead and think later when his cellphone rang.It was Ladduprasad and he sounded frantic and incoherent but that was normal.Ravenus hung up and went to shit. It was full daylight when he emerged after 2 hours. Looking out of his window towards the railway tracks he could now understand why there was no smell. The clothes hung on the clothes line were actually the early morning defecators impaled on Long stout Bamboo poles , the ones used to erect temporary shelters for festivals and marriages. The train of impaled defecators went on as far as the eye could see, some of them had slid through the pole all the way down and were face down or face up on the ground. the cellphone showed 75 missed calls. Ravenus slowly put on his working clothes as he sipped a cup of tea.The doorbell rang and he was certain it was a deputy calling him regarding the human clothesline.Being a commissioner of police is never too easy.Ravenus wished he had a pair of binoculars so that he could take a better look at the defecators. were some of them impaled through thier assholes as they shat ?

oho! nice. keep it coming.

Gold. If Ganesh does on a regularish basis, we could ask chax to provide some illustrations and put it up on the site.

Srikanth Panaman wrote:
Gold. If Ganesh does on a regularish basis, we could ask chax to provide some illustrations and put it up on the site.
That'd be awesome!

Ravenus is wholly intrigued by what happens next [:D]

Hahah, loved it! And, if it comes down to illustrations et al, I'd love to pose with a sawed-off shotgun if it's not asking too much. :P

LadduPrasad wrote:
I'd love to pose with a sawed-off shotgun if it's not asking too much. :P

Wouldn't that be a very useless weapon? Or is there any innuendo I'm missing here?

Raveanus Vs. LadduPrasad in Godzilla Vs. Mothra ishtyle!

sodom hussain wrote:
LadduPrasad wrote:
I'd love to pose with a sawed-off shotgun if it's not asking too much. :P
Wouldn't that be a very useless weapon? Or is there any innuendo I'm missing here?
Loud and unsubtle, yes, but why useless? It's great for close-quarters impromptu battle.

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ravenus wrote:
Loud and unsubtle, yes, but why useless? It's great for close-quarters impromptu battle.

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Aah, I neglected to use the google before said post. I just kept picturing a shotgun with its muzzle sawed off, for some reason and that gave me the impression that it was a particularly ineffective weapon.

Hahaha! So wait, you thought a sawed-off had the whole barrel sawn off? Did the countless shooters and action flicks that went to great lengths to show otherwise not give it away? I am disappointed. Somewhat.

This is hilarious. I'm disappointed he didn't cover it up like in the music bargains thread about the Ogre album though.

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hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....

This thread is getting funnier even without updates from Thor.

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